Welcome the holiday season with a weekend full of family-friendly fun and can't-miss shows. See Broadway classic Jersey Boys this weekend or go all out for an ugly Christmas sweater party. For a full list of happenings, visit our events calendar.
Thursday, December 8
Broadway in San Antonio presents Jersey Boys This weekend only, sing along to hit tunes like "Sherry" and "Big Girls Don’t Cry" during the run of Jersey Boys at the Majestic Theatre. This musical detailing the rise of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons runs through December 11.
Friday, December 9
Billy Joel in concert Music legend Billy Joel is coming to Alamo City for a retrospective concert of his long and celebrated career. Don't miss your chance to see this icon live at AT&T Center.
Mike Birbigliapresents Thank God for Jokes Comedian Mike Birbiglia brings his tour, Thank God For Jokes, to the Tobin Center for the Performing Arts. His newest material dives into the hilarious and sometimes strange world of comedy.
Saturday, December 10
Tobin Center presents An Irish Christmas Celebrate Christmas in Ireland with the family at the Tobin Center for the Performing Arts. This spectacular performance showcases holiday traditions through a variety of dance numbers.
The Well presents an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Don your tackiest Christmas attire for The Well's Ugly Christmas Sweater Party. The watering hole is partnering with local fashion blogger Annabel Gomez for an evening of festive fun. Try your luck at winning the ugly sweater competition and walk away with a hefty cash prize and free swag. The event will benefit Rally for Rowan.
Don your tackiest attire for an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party at The Well on Sunday.
iStock
Don your tackiest attire for an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party at The Well on Sunday.
For all its cheesy ‘80s greatness, the original version of The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger was a very loose adaptation of the novel by Stephen King. For the new remake, writer/director Edgar Wright has tried to hue much closer to the story laid out in the book, a decision that has both its positive and negative aspects.
Glen Powell takes over for Schwarzenegger as Ben Richards, a family man/hothead who can’t seem to hold a job in the dystopian America in which he lives. Desperate to take care of his family, he applies to be on one of the many game shows fed to the masses that promise riches in exchange for humiliation or worse. Thanks to his temper, Ben is chosen for the most popular one of all, The Running Man, in which contestants must survive 30 days while hunters, as well as the general population, track them down.
Given a 12-hour head start, Ben earns money for every day he survives, as well as every hunter he eliminates. Since he only has a relatively small amount of money to use as he pleases, Ben must rely on friendly citizens who are willing to put their own lives on the line to help him. That’s a task made even more difficult as the gamemakers, led by Dan Killian (Josh Brolin), use advanced AI to manipulate footage of Ben to make him seem like a guy for which no one should root.
Co-written by Michael Bacall, the film is shockingly uninteresting, working neither as an exciting action film, a fun quippy comedy, or social commentary. The biggest problem is that Wright seems to have no interest in developing any of his characters, starting with Ben. Our introduction to the protagonist is him trying to get his job back, a situation for which there is little context even after we’re beaten over the head with exposition.
The situation in which Ben finds himself should be easy to make sympathetic, but Wright and Bacall speed through scenes that might have emphasized that aspect in favor of ones that make the story less personal. The filmmakers really want to showcase the supposed antagonistic relationship between Ben and Dan (and the system which Dan represents), but all that effort results in little drama.
Ben has a number of close calls, and while those scenes are full of action and violence, almost every one of them feels emotionally inert, as if there was nothing at stake. It doesn’t help that Wright doesn’t set the scene well, making it unclear how far Ben has traveled or who/what he’s up against. There are times when Ben feels surrounded and others when he can walk freely, weird for a society that’s supposed to be under almost complete surveillance.
Powell has been touted as a movie star in the making for several years following his turn in Top Gun: Maverick, but he does little here to make that label stick. With no consistent co-star thanks to the structure of the story, he’s required to carry the film, and he just doesn’t have the juice that a true movie star is supposed to have. Nobody else is served well by the scattershot film, including normally reliable people like Brolin, Colman Domingo, Michael Cera, and Lee Pace.
The Running Man is a big misfire by Wright and a blow to Powell’s star power. On the surface, it has all the hallmarks of an action thriller with a side of social commentary, but nothing it does or says lands in any meaningful way. Schwarzenegger’s one-liners in the original film may have been goofy and over-the-top, but at least they made the movie memorable, which is way more than can be said of the remake.