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7 costumes Spurs star Victor Wembanyama should wear this Halloween

Victor Wembanyama arrived dressed as Slender Man for a 2023 game against the Phoenix Suns.
Mere mortals may not understand, but it’s not easy for a tall guy like San Antonio Spurs star Victor Wembanyama to come up with a Halloween costume. At a staggering seven foot four inches, it’s not like he can pull off a convincing Oompa Loompa. Now that he has served up two iconic looks — Slender Man in 2023 and No-Face from Spirited Away in 2024 — the pressure is high. But we have Wemby covered if he wants to freak out the Miami Heat on October 30.
Jack Skellington from A Nightmare Before Christmas
With his Slender Man costume, Wembanyama already proved he can pull off a spindly baddie. Heck, he could even recycle that costume this year. Add a few stripes, fashion a creepy bowtie out of cardboard, and draw on skeletal details on the blank white face mask.
Wacky inflatable tube guy
While there are plenty of commercial versions of this costume available on the cheap, the star Spur will probably have to break out the sewing machine if he wants to be this used car lot staple. A few straight lines and some craft store supplies later, he’ll be waving with the best of them.
The Man in the Yellow Hat
The sidekick in the beloved Curious George children’s books actually has a name, Ted Shackleford, but his taste in banana yellow haberdashery was never explained. Never mind. To pull off the ranger-inspired look, Wemby only needs to call his friend and Louis Vuitton men’s creative director Pharrell Williams, who is known for some towering chapeaus of his own.
A match
The Spurs star certainly knows how to set the court on fire, mucking up Cooper Flagg’s Mavericks debut by scoring 40 points in the October 21 season opener. This scorching costume wouldn’t require much more than a (very long) length of brown fabric and a Dennis Rodman-esque dye job. And it would be a perfect complement to his new orange Nike Halloween sneaks.
Blanko from Space Jam
This fit has it all: a nod to a beloved basketball classic, a tip of the hat to Wemby’s “alien” nickname, and a dash of sure-to-be-viral ‘90s nostalgia. We would suggest his hulking Monstar form over his guise as a pink bowtie-wearing Nerdluck.
Waluigi from Super Mario Bros franchise
It’s always fun to play the villain, but this one is extra fly with his purple turtleneck, pointed boots, and snazzy flared overalls. Wembanyama will score even more points if he rolls up to Frost Bank Center in a Mario Kart.
Three kids in a trench coat
One of pop culture’s most enduring tropes, the wobbly image of kids pretending to be an adult has spanned from Our Gang in the 1930s to Vincent Adultman in Netflix’s Bojack Horseman. A long trench coat should be easy to find at any big and tall store. Add a couple of styrofoam wig heads and voilà!
