Fiesta colors are everywhere, everyone is dripping in Silver and Black swag, and the customary San Antonio greeting is now “Go Spurs Go.” How do you celebrate the NBA Finals berth when you already have the jersey, the chain, and the $45 snapback? Follow the lead of our guys and get weird with it.

Light a candle
It was the prayer heard round the world. When the Salesian Sisters of St. John Bosco prayed over Spurs center Luke Kornet before game four of the semifinals against Oklahoma, San Antonians knew the series was clinched. Laypeople may not have as direct a spiritual line as the nuns, but we can all do our part. Light this Spurs candle from H-E-B, with the heavenly price of $3.47, and pray the refs aren’t up to their usual shenanigans.

Get the zoomies
Most locals have heard about Air Corg (aka Lilo, aka Steph Furry), the prophetic corgi who predicted the Spurs’ semifinal win by nudging inflatable balls into baskets. Meet the canine Nostradamus at a Finals kickoff party from 11 am-1 pm at Indy Coffee Club on June 3. The event features mini cookies from local baker Sift and Flow plus Lucky Charms cereal milk cold brews. If that doesn’t get your tail wagging, hear her latest proclamation: Spurs in seven.

Seek emotional support
Listen, the finals are stressful, and even the best of us could have a meltdown if the Knicks sink a three. While the real Coyote may have prior commitments, Feliz Modern’s pocket-sized plushie is ready to pick up the slack.The mini mascot comes with your choice of jersey — black, white, or the white and orange City Edition. Buy all three to make sure luck has a home court advantage.

Savor each victory
Nothing may be as sweet as Devin Vassell’s unnecessarily necessary final dunk against the Thunder, but La Mejor Bakery’s Spurs conchas are a close second. Available in large and small, each is decorated in Fiesta colors and stamped with the Silver and Black’s logo. If you need to get out a little aggression, they make a perfectly acceptable alternative to a chancla to throw at a Knicks fan.

Look to the stars
Is Victor Wembenyama proof of life beyond our planet? Ancient alien researchers say yes. But one does not have to believe in UFOs to support our otherworldly center. Buy an inflatable costume, make a custom GSG friendship bracelet with extraterrestrial charms, or shell out for some Nike Air Zoom GT Hustle 2 kicks. The truth (and merch) is out there.

And for goodness sake, go honking
Hey, we know that this season’s symphony of hoots and hollers has been a little bit extra. And we encourage everyone to keep it safe. But when the Spurs bring home the ring, wave a flag, twirl a giant Dylan Harper head, give a stranger a high-five, woo until you’re hoarse, and honk, honk, honk. San Antonio deserves every second of celebration.