In years past, San Antonio celebrity lawyer Thomas J. Henry has celebrated his birthday with lavish parties, including performances from Pitbull, DJ Khaled, and Cardi B. This year, he's marking the occasion by reading the room — giving away $1 million over the next nine months.

Via a release, the personal injury attorney said he would give $5,000 to five individuals each month leading up to the end of the year. In December, he'll up the ante with two $100,000 prizes, roughly the equivalent of Jack Harlow's appearance fee.

"Whether it's helping someone through tough times or easing a financial burden, providing assistance to someone I may never meet brings me fulfillment and a deep sense of purpose," said Henry in the release. "I'm excited to offer this support to people who need it to improve their lives, whether it's for school, medical expenses, or simply making life a little easier."

Although Henry's high-rolling antics have become less well-publicized in recent years, the Henry family seemingly once had aspirations to achieve the same fame as their frequent A-list guests. Though all episodes have been scrubbed, they even produced their own Keeping Up With the Kardashians-style YouTube series, Hangin' With Los Henrys.

Daughter Maya Henry became a particular focus of the gossip mill with exploits like a $6 million quinceñera, a sashay down a Dolce & Gabbana runway, and a cover appearance on Romanian ELLE. And, of course, there was the on-again, off-again relationship with late One Direction member Liam Payne.

While the $5,000 checks might not afford the winners a similar jet-setting lifestyle, they will surely help with the rising cost of eggs. Texans can enter the giveaway by performing various social media-related tasks, detailed here.