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When it comes to offensive material in movies, the line keeps getting pushed further and further out. Gross-out gags, profanity for profanity’s sake, and ultra-violence are the norm in certain genres, but the majority of the time those elements only seem to be there to cover up storytelling or filmmaking deficiencies.
Not so in Deadpool, which manages to maintain its wit and charm despite being offensive as hell. Ryan Reynolds stars as the titular anti-superhero — real name: Wade Wilson — a mercenary who’s subjected to a torturous experiment that allows him to develop supernatural healing powers, at the expense of having his entire body look like melted cheese.
The film, helmed by first-time feature director Tim Miller, jumps back and forth in time. It trails Deadpool as he tries to hunt Ajax (Ed Skrein), who inflicted much of the pain on him, while also showing earlier, happier times with girlfriend Vanessa (Morena Baccarin). Bridging both worlds is a friendship with Weasel (T.J. Miller), the bartender at the bar full of rogues which Wade/Deadpool frequents.
What is a constant throughout, though, is a stream of never-ending jokes. It starts in the title sequence, which eschews actual names for insults for everybody from Miller to Reynolds, and Wade/Deadpool carries it on, as his sense of humor and mouth have no off buttons. Not all the jokes land, but the vast majority of them do, leaving the audience bludgeoned by an avalanche of comedy.
That theme transfers over to the film’s multiple violent scenes. What Miller and his team, which includes the writers of Zombieland, understand is how to keep the balance between being too inane and too serious. It could be that Deadpool cracks wise even while carrying out his dastardly deeds, or that the bloodshed is gratuitous without being off-putting. But somehow the filmmakers found a way to appeal to a broad audience without treating us like we’re idiots.
They also provide a ton of fan service, referencing both real and movie world events. Deadpool is related to the X-Men universe, with two characters — Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead — making appearances here. Jokes made at the expense of Deadpool’s ill-fated appearance in a previous X-Men film and of Reynolds’ own checkered superhero past are among the funniest in the whole movie.
The biggest reason for the film’s success is the inherent charisma of Reynolds — his good looks don't even figure into the equation. He utilizes multiple funny approaches, including “breaking the fourth wall” (i.e., talking directly to the audience), making it next to impossible to be disgusted by anything he does, even when he does distasteful things. It was Reynolds’ passion for the project that led to its finally seeing the light of day, and he appears to be relishing every second of it.
After a month and a half of stinkers, Deadpool is finally the first movie of 2016 worth paying money to see in the theaters. It’s an equal-opportunity offender, and it’s completely awesome.
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Mini-golf, big goals
San Antonians will have a new sport to cheer on this spring, with the debut of the Holey Moley Open, a whimsical mini-golf competition with a hefty prize. A multi-day competition across San Antonio, Austin, and Houston will gather each region's best teams to compete for a final $10,000 win on April 8. The State Final will be held in Austin.
Don't worry about practicing your golf clap — this sporting event is more like a party. Spectators are encouraged to wear costumes, and can enjoy confetti showers and food and drink specials.
The popular Australian chain Holey Moley made its Texas debut in Austin in March 2024; it was quickly followed by a Houston location in April and a San Antonio location in December. The course's indoor setup enabled its creators to really go wild with both the challenges and the surrounding decor.
Holey Moley is giving Texas a shot.
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The updated mini-golf idea idea contains heaps of nostalgia from different sources: the childish fun of the game, the feeling of being in an arcade, and a whole lot of movie references. It also injects layers upon layers of Texas references, from Dazed and Confused,to NASA, to longhorns. Some things shared between all locations are careful artistry, a creative cocktail bar, and a nearly omnipresent neon glow.
San Antonians planning to get a team together will have a chance to register between February 25 and March 10. Teams must be four people who are at least 21 years old. A total of 60 teams will be selected to compete across the state, and the winning teams going to the State Final will have travel accommodations covered.
There are some more rules players will want to know, but most important is that each team will play one nine-hole round with an official caddy taking care of scorekeeping.
Holey Moley is located at 849 E. Commerce St. #171. Hours are Mondays through Thursdays from 11 am to 11 pm, Fridays and Saturdays from 11 am to midnight, and Sundays from 11 am to 10 pm.