If you are a San Antonio newcomer, chances are you have heard long-timers prattle on about Fiesta. All the slang terms (day parade and night parade), abbreviations (NIOSA), and strangely named foods (Armadillo Eggs) can be a little befuddling. As the party kicks into its busiest final lap, we're here to help you Fiesta like a pro with our guide to the best events, essential bites, and spots to find last-minute gear.

What to do

Battle of the Flowers Parade
The founding event of Fiesta is still one of its most vivid. Shout "Show us your shoes!" to the passing royal courts to see the parade's most fabulous footwear, then head to Bonham Exchange afterward for the city's most legendary tea dance. Tickets are required for dedicated seating, but there are plenty of free spots for perching on the route. The festivities kick off at 9:55 am on April 26.

Cornyation
Fiesta's most tongue-in-cheek tradition is a little difficult to describe. What started as a spoof of Fiesta's old guard became a key fundraiser for local LGBTQ+ causes without losing any of its social bite. The revue incorporates political satire, outrageous drag, burlesque, and no small amount of chaos. Catch it at the Charlene McCombs Empire Theatre April 25 with two shows at 7 pm and 10 pm.

Fiesta de Los Reyes
Tightening the purse strings this Fiesta? This multi-day celebration of San Antonio's rich Mexican heritage at Market Square never charges an entrance fee. Party from 10 am to midnight Sunday through Friday and 10 am to 1 am Saturday until April 28. Each night is jam-packed with performances from popular Tejano and Conjunto acts, artisan vendors, and beloved Fiesta foods.

Fiesta Flambeau Parade
This dazzling display on April 27 amps up Battle of the Flowers floats with thousands of sparkling lights and a pumped-up crowd. Purchase reserved seating or, better yet, park at a patio bar on the route. A couple of shots make the procession even more spectacular.

King William Fair
One of Fiesta's most family friendly events, this annual street fair takes place amongst the gorgeous homes of the historic King William District. Guests can enjoy treats from food and drink vendors, romp through kid's activities, or buy a one-of-a-kind piece from an artisan vendor. Lucky people will be invited to one of the event's many house parties.

A Night in Old San Antonio (NIOSA)
One of Fiesta's most raucous parties, NIOSA, takes over La Villita through April 26. Each of the sections pays homage to the city's diverse cultural heritage, from the oom-pah-pah of Sauerkraut Bend to the night market specialties of China Town. Expect long lines and a raucous crowd — especially on college night on April 25. Bring plenty of cash, too, to buy food and beverage tickets.

What to wear

Guayaberas
Although any brightly colored resort shirt will work, the guayabera is the OG of Fiesta menswear. Find classic, breezy versions at Pearl boutique Dos Carolinas or go wild at downtown's Divide & Conquer. The selections range from '80s-inspired paisley to a pop-art luchador print.

Festive Hats
Want to be the center of attention at any Fiesta fete. Build a towering chapeau out of piñatas, tiny sombreros, or anything imaginable. Fiesta at North Star has loads of options — and hand-painted straw hats for those who want a more subdued option.

Fiesta Medals
Almost every organization, business, and more than a few individuals sell this must-have accessory. For a sporty look, go to the San Antonio Spurs Fan Shop or choose whimsical designs from local notables at SA Flavor. We've also spotted adorable designs at Merit Coffee Co., Pawsitively Sweet Bakery, and Son of a Sailor.

Flower Crowns
Though plenty of street vendors sell simple versions of Fiesta's most ubiquitous headgear, Fiesta is not a time for a half-baked look. Happy Chick Beauty creates elegant ribbon designs, while local photographer Jessica Giesey's fascinators are a playful take on the tradition. DIY is always an option for those handy with a glue gun. Amols' has everything from corn husk peonies to oversized tissue paper blooms.

What to eat

Armadillo Eggs
Some of the best Fiesta foods are also the simplest. These "eggs," really nachos made with yellow and white cheese, are now a staple of NIOSA's Frontier Town but have a long history. The sorely missed Little Hipps restaurant invented the dish in the '50s.

Chicken on a Stick
Yes, it's just a fried cutlet of chicken skewered with a jalapeño and an optional roll. It's also an essential hand-held treat for navigating the crowds at King William Fair or Fiesta de los Reyes. The most iconic version is served at NIOSA, where J.J. Gonzales — aka Mr. Chicken — has held court since the '90s.

Corn in a Cup
Hear us out. Although eating corn in a cup is mandatory during Fiesta time, it's also no easy feat to balance the dish with an armful of sloshing Modelos. Instead, head to Elotitos Corn Bar on a rest day and enjoy a rare chance to sit at a table.

Turkey Legs
These primal chunks of meat are everywhere during Fiesta. Truth be told, they are hard to mess up. The biggest pro tip we can give is to pack some wet wipes along with sunscreen.