Your weekend plans are about to get a lot more interesting. We've rounded up the best events in town, from outdoor fun in San Antonio to acclaimed performances. For a full list of happenings, visit our events calendar.
Rivertini cocktail competition San Antonio's premier cocktail competition returns to the River Walk this Thursday. Guests can sample competing cocktails crafted by top San Antonio bartenders as they enjoy a dazzling evening by the river. Snag tickets to this luxe affair while you can.
San Antonio Highland Games Head to Helotes on Saturday and Sunday for the 17th annual Highland Games. Attendees will enjoy myriad activities, including traditional Scottish heavy athletics, Celtic dance and music performances, children's activities, and more.
2016 San Antonio Book Festival Book lovers, rejoice! The San Antonio Book Festival returns this Saturday with a full lineup of free events for book lovers of all ages. Want a cheat sheet? Check out our guide.
Stomp International percussion sensation Stomp marches into San Antonio this Saturday and Sunday. This toe-tapping production, onstage at the Majestic Theatre, is fun for the entire family.
Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy's We’ve Been Thinking tour Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy are headed to the Tobin Center for the Performing Arts for one night of nonstop laughs. Tickets are almost gone for this Sunday-only laugh fest, so grab yours now.
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Get some laughs in courtesy of comedic duo Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy.
Photo Courtesy of the Tobin Center
Get some laughs in courtesy of comedic duo Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy.
Of all the formulaic movie genres, Christmas/holiday movies are among the most predictable. No matter what the problem is that arises between family members, friends, or potential romantic partners, the stories in holiday movies are designed to give viewers a feel-good ending even if the majority of the movie makes you feel pretty bad.
That’s certainly the case in Oh. What. Fun., in which Michelle Pfeiffer plays Claire, an underappreciated mom living in Houston with her inattentive husband, Nick (Denis Leary). As the film begins, her three children are arriving back home for Christmas: The high-strung Channing (Felicity Jones) is married to the milquetoast Doug (Jason Schwartzman); the aloof Taylor (Chloë Grace Moretz) brings home yet another new girlfriend; and the perpetual child Sammy (Dominic Sessa) has just broken up with his girlfriend.
Each of the family members seems to be oblivious to everything Claire does for them, especially when it comes to what she really wants: For them to nominate her to win a trip to see a talk show in L.A. hosted by Zazzy Tims (Eva Longoria). When she accidentally gets left behind on a planned outing to see a show, Claire reaches her breaking point and — in a kind of Home Alone in reverse — she decides to drive across the country to get to the show herself.
Written and directed by Michael Showalter (The Idea of You), and co-written by Chandler Baker (who wrote the short story on which the film is based), the movie never establishes any kind of enjoyable rhythm. Each of the characters, including competitive neighbor Jeanne (Joan Chen), is assigned a character trait that becomes their entire personality, with none of them allowed to evolve into something deeper.
The filmmakers lean hard into the idea that Claire is a person who always puts her family first and receives very little in return, but the evidence presented in the story is sketchy at best. Every situation shown in the film is so superficial that tension barely exists, and the (over)reactions by Claire give her family members few opportunities to make up for their failings.
The most interesting part of the movie comes when Claire actually makes it to the Zazzy Sims show. Even though what happens there is just as unbelievable as anything else presented in the story, Showalter and Baker concoct a scene that allows Claire and others to fully express the central theme of the film, and for a few minutes the movie actually lives up to its title.
Pfeiffer, given her first leading role since 2020’s French Exit, is a somewhat manic presence, and her thick Texas accent and unnecessary voiceover don’t do her any favors. It seems weird to have such a strong supporting cast with almost nothing of substance to do, but almost all of them are wasted, including Danielle Brooks in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo. The lone exception is Longoria, who is a blast in the few scenes she gets.
Oh. What. Fun. is far from the first movie to try and fail at becoming a new holiday classic, but the pedigree of Showalter and the cast make this dismal viewing experience extra disappointing. Ironically, overworked and underappreciated moms deserve a much better story than the one this movie delivers.