For an unknown reason, the weather outside is so unusually frightful that Santa Claus (aka Daddy Christmas) has announced that Christmas has been cancelled due to the sudden climate change that has frozen the world over. The sexy villainess behind it all is none other than Sarah Suckame Slanders, an evil, Christmas-hating scientist who specializes in study of weather manipulation.
On a rampage of revenge, she's discovered a way to welcome a new Ice Age with the intent of cancelling Christmas forever. Valiantly, the people of Christmasland, Texas put their heads together to fight back. But what could possibly be hot enough to melt so much ice before Christmas Day? Burlesque could be the answer.
Join burly heroes Sugar Bum Larry, Geri Mann de Ring, Teddy Bare, Bear Lee LeGaul and Eva Needzerspooge as they join forces to save their favorite holiday with a little help from the legendary Heat Thighzer. With only moments left before the big day, there's only one question on everyone's mind: "Is burlesque hot enough to save Christmas?"
For an unknown reason, the weather outside is so unusually frightful that Santa Claus (aka Daddy Christmas) has announced that Christmas has been cancelled due to the sudden climate change that has frozen the world over. The sexy villainess behind it all is none other than Sarah Suckame Slanders, an evil, Christmas-hating scientist who specializes in study of weather manipulation.
On a rampage of revenge, she's discovered a way to welcome a new Ice Age with the intent of cancelling Christmas forever. Valiantly, the people of Christmasland, Texas put their heads together to fight back. But what could possibly be hot enough to melt so much ice before Christmas Day? Burlesque could be the answer.
Join burly heroes Sugar Bum Larry, Geri Mann de Ring, Teddy Bare, Bear Lee LeGaul and Eva Needzerspooge as they join forces to save their favorite holiday with a little help from the legendary Heat Thighzer. With only moments left before the big day, there's only one question on everyone's mind: "Is burlesque hot enough to save Christmas?"
For an unknown reason, the weather outside is so unusually frightful that Santa Claus (aka Daddy Christmas) has announced that Christmas has been cancelled due to the sudden climate change that has frozen the world over. The sexy villainess behind it all is none other than Sarah Suckame Slanders, an evil, Christmas-hating scientist who specializes in study of weather manipulation.
On a rampage of revenge, she's discovered a way to welcome a new Ice Age with the intent of cancelling Christmas forever. Valiantly, the people of Christmasland, Texas put their heads together to fight back. But what could possibly be hot enough to melt so much ice before Christmas Day? Burlesque could be the answer.
Join burly heroes Sugar Bum Larry, Geri Mann de Ring, Teddy Bare, Bear Lee LeGaul and Eva Needzerspooge as they join forces to save their favorite holiday with a little help from the legendary Heat Thighzer. With only moments left before the big day, there's only one question on everyone's mind: "Is burlesque hot enough to save Christmas?"
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